Super Mario Odyssey guide: Moon Kingdom all power moon locations (2024)

There are two kinds of collectibles in nearly every Super Mario Odyssey kingdom: power moons and coins. In this guide, we’ll show you where to find the Moon Kingdom’s power moons.

  1. Shining Above the Moon
  2. Along the Cliff Face
  3. The Tip of a White Spire
  4. Rolling Rock on the Moon
  5. Caught Hopping on the Moon!
  6. Cliffside Treasure Chest
  7. Moon Kingdom Timer Challenge 1
  8. Taking Notes: On the Moon’s Surface
  9. Under the Bowser Statue
  10. In a Hole in the Magma
  11. Around the Barrier Wall
  12. On Top of the Cannon
  13. Fly to the Treasure Chest and Back
  14. Up in the Rafters
  15. Sneaking Around in the Crater
  16. Found on the Moon, Good Dog!
  17. Moon Shards on the Moon
  18. Moon Quiz: Amazing!
  19. Thanks, Captain Toad!
  20. Shopping in Honeylune Ridge
  21. Walking on the Moon!
  22. Moon Kingdom Regular Cup
  23. Doctor in the House
  24. Sphynx’s Hidden Vault
  25. A Tourist in the Moon Kingdom
  26. Peach in the Moon Kingdom
  27. Found with Moon Kindgom Art
  28. Mysterious Flying Object
  29. Hidden on the Side of the Cliff
  30. Jumping High as a Frog
  31. Moon Kingdom Timer Challenge 2
  32. Walking on the Moon: Again!
  33. Moon Kingdom Master Cup
  34. Taking Notes: In Low Gravity
  35. Center of the Galaxy
  36. Edge of the Galaxy
  37. Navigating Giant Swings
  38. A Swing on Top of a Swing

When you first arrive in the Moon Kingdom, you’ll see a list of 27 power moons in your menu. Weirdly, you can’t collect them all yet. Also, there are more than 27 moons here. Here’s how it works:

  • You can collect moons 1-14 and 17 on your first visit
  • You can collect moons 15, 16 and 18-24 after you defeat Bowser
  • Moons 25 and 26 depend on finishing the other similar moons in the rest of the kingdoms
  • Moons 28-38 will pop out of the moon rock when you destroy it (also after you beat Bowser for the final time)
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Our power moons guide puts the collectibles in the same order as Super Mario Odyssey.

1. Shining Above the Moon

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Just to the right of the Odyssey, look for a small crater with an out-of-place shadow in the center. Stand in the middle and jump to reveal a hidden box. Climb up on top of it — which is no small feat in the low-gravity of the moon’s surface — and jump straight up again to reveal another box. Do this one more time, and you’ll be standing right under the moon.

2. Along the Cliff Face

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Walk straight forward from the Odyssey’s ramp all the way to the cliff’s edge. There’s a small ledge below you where you’ll find an 8-bit pipe. Head inside and avoid the Fuzzies as you jump your way to the left.

3. The Tip of a White Spire, 14. Up in the Rafters and 17. Moon Shards on the Moon

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We’re lumping these three together because they’re all in the same area and are really easy to collect together.

Start by heading to the left side of the Wedding Hall. There’s a moon shard in a crater right behind the flag. Continue to the back of the hall, and capture the frog there. Jump straight up onto the roof for the next shard. Head around to the right to find another shard. The fourth is about halfway up on the left side of the steeple. The final shard is on the roof on the steeple facing the back of the hall. You’ll have to head back around to the front of the hall to grab moon 17.

While you’re up on the roof collecting shards, look at the spires along the right side (if you’re facing the front of the church). The second one from the front is glowing. Throw your hat onto it and hold it there for a couple seconds to reveal moon 3.

After you get moons 17 and 3, but before you get rid of your moon frog, jump all the way up to the bell at the top of the steeple. There’s a Mario-sized hole under it. Drop through, and you’ll find yourself in the rafters of the Wedding Hall. Moon 14 will be right in front of you. Work your way along the rafters carefully so you don’t fall.

4. Rolling Rock on the Moon

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On the next plateau to the northwest of the Odyssey, look for a double-ringed crater with a rock in the middle. It will take several hits and kicks to smash the rock and reveal the moon — just be careful not to kick it over a cliff.

While you’re here, hop up to the ledge above you to chase down the rabbit for moon 5.

5. Caught Hopping on the Moon!

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On the plateau just to the south of where you picked up moon 5 (northwest of the Odyssey), you’ll find the rabbit in this kingdom. It’s tougher than usual to chase his down because of the low gravity, but keep after him to get your moon.

6. Cliffside Treasure Chest

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As soon as you get to the Ringing-Bells Plateau flag, look to your left. There’s a chest on a pillar of stone a long way off. Grab one of the nearby Rocket Flowers and jump across to open the chest. There are more Rocket Flowers on either side of the chest for your return trip.

7. Moon Kingdom Timer Challenge 1

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Head straight north from the Odyssey, and drop down to the lower level of the plateau. Head to the far northeast corner, then drop onto the small ledge below you. There’s a scarecrow waiting for you there. You’ll have to jump across a few ledges to claim your moon. Using long jumps (ZL + Y) in the moon’s gravity will make these impossible jumps possible.

8. Taking Notes: On the Moon’s Surface

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Turn right from the Ringing-Bells Plateau flag, and head all the way to the east edge of the plateau. You’ll have to climb up to the higher area where the Astro-Lanceur is patrolling, then head around to the back of his crater. You’ll find a musical note there that will lead you to the stone pillar off to the east and back. Use long jumps to make it to the pillar and back.

The next five moons are all found in the lava-filled underground area between the Quiet Wall and the Ever-After Hill flags. You can gather these moons during your first trip through, or you can come back and collect them after you defeat Bowser. There is no map and no flags underground, so we’ll rely on descriptions and images to lead you to the right places.

9. Under the Bowser Statue

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Drop into the underground area through the tunnel next to the Quiet Wall flag. As soon as you land, you’ll see two large Bowser statues. Capture the one on the right, then move it forward to reveal the moon underneath.

10. In a Hole in the Magma

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Not far into the underground area, there is a section with two Sherms and some Parabones. While you’ve got one of the Parabones captured, fly around the cage containing a Spark Pylon, then look for a hole in the magma off to the right. Fly down into it to find a key that will reveal the moon back on the platform behind you.

11. Around the Barrier Wall

The next three moons (11, 12 and 13) are all in section of the underground where you control the oversized Banzai Bill.

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Right after you capture your first Banzai Bill, you’ll fly through (or past) a series of four rings and fly to the right of a long wall. Before you smash through the next wall, take a hard left and look at the back side of the wall you flew around. The moon is at the far end.

12. On Top of the Cannon

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Shortly after you capture the first Banzai Bill, you’ll fly around another Banzai Bill cannon. Fly your captured Bill in a wide arc around the second cannon, and then come back at the back side of it. There’s a ledge you can land on there. Climb up onto the top of the cannon right behind the mouth, and then ground pound to reveal this moon.

13. Fly to the Treasure Chest and Back

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From either of the Banzai Bill cannons, turn and look back toward the beginning of the underground area. (Look for the vertical green pipe and the two Bowser statues.) There’s an alcove level with the Bill cannons in the wall above where you started. Capture a Banzai Bill and fly all the way back to the alcove. Open the chest for this moon, and then use the Spark Pylon to return to the beginning of the Banzai Bill section.

15. Sneaking Around in the Crater

After you defeat Bowser and return to the moon, look in the large crater behind the Odyssey. There’s a glowing lump running around in there. Hit it with Cappy, then ground pound to get your moon.

16. Found on the Moon, Good Dog!

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After you defeat Bowser and the store appears, you’ll find a helpful dog hanging around outside. Befriend it, and then lead it all the way to the northeast corner of the plateau over by moon 7. Your canine friend will dig up the moon.

18. Moon Quiz: Amazing! and 24. Sphynx’s Hidden Vault

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From the Quiet Wall flag, head around to right to get to the back side of the column ahead of you. You’ll find the Sphynx here.

The first question you answer (Rocket Flower) will move the Sphynx out of the way and reveal a chamber containing moon 24 and a bunch of coins.

If you keep talking to the Sphynx and answer four more questions, you’ll get a moon: There are no sheep on the moon, moon rocks fell on all the kingdoms, you got moon 14 by getting into the Wedding Hall below the bell and the Sphynx travels by floating on airship sails.

19. Thanks, Captain Toad!

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After Bowser is handled, denizens from every kingdom come and hang out on the moon just to the south of the Odyssey. Captain Toad is on the east end of the people there, and he’ll give you a moon when you talk to him.

20. Shopping in Honeylune Ridge

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The Crazy Cap shop will show up on the moon after Bowser is handled. You can buy this moon inside just like in every other kingdom.

21. Walking on the Moon!

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Down on the lower area of the first plateau — north of the Crazy Cap shop and west of the corner where you got moons 7 and 16 — you’ll find a Trace Walking challenge. Because the path disappears so quickly, the trick to getting 70 or more points is memorizing where you need to go without the blue arrows. And that’s all about landmarks. You can see them in the image above, but in short:

  1. Cross at the bottom of the ridge. (The blue arrows will be there when you cross it, even if you walk slowly.)
  2. Cross the ridge again at the part where where it juts east after jutting west.
  3. Take a tight turn around the crater.
  4. Keep tapping your analog stick to make your way back to where you started.

22. Moon Kingdom Regular Cup

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Just outside of the Wedding Hall, you’ll find the Moon’s first Koopa Freerunning challenge. The course will take you all the way to the south end of the kingdom, but the first one isn’t too much of a challenge.

  • Drop off the the left early so you can line up the jump on the narrow pathway. Your competitors will continue straight for a little longer, so this will give you an advantage.
  • Watch for Rocket Flowers for the rest of the course to give you an extra boost.

23. Doctor in the House

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Even after Mario crashes the wedding, some guests will still be hanging out in the Wedding Hall. Head to the store to buy the Doctor Headwear and Outfit for 300 coins (and pick up anything else that strikes your fancy), and then go to the Wedding Hall. Head all the way to the main room in the back. Look for a Shiverian on the left side. Talk to him while dressed as a doctor to get this moon.

25. A Tourist in the Moon Kingdom

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To get this power moon, you need to beat the game and return to the Sand Kingdom. Remember the taxi that’s always been there, just outside of town? Speak to a sombrero-wearing little guy, who’ll tell you that he can’t wait to take a ride. Then go to the Metro Kingdom and find him again. (It’s not hard. He’s right in front of you when you ride the wire to enter the city, and you’ll get a Metro Kingdom power moon for your trouble.) Keep following him around kingdoms, and eventually he’ll wind up in the Moon Kingdom near the Odyssey, as pictured above.

26. Peach in the Moon Kingdom

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To get this power moon, you’ll first have to visit Princess Peach in each of the other kingdoms. After that, warp to the Wedding Hall, and walk north around the back to take over the frog. Jump onto the roof of the church, and you’ll find Peach standing near the bell. (If you don’t find her there, check through your menu for power moons called “Peach in the [fill in the blank] Kingdom.” If you’re missing one, go to that kingdom [or those kingdoms], find her and then return.)

27. Found with Moon Kindgom Art

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You’ll find the hint artwork in the Wedding Hall on the right side just before you go into the main room (you’ll pass it on your way to talk to the Shiverian for moon 23). Head to the Wooded Kingdom, then warp to the Iron Road Entrance flag. Go straight forward and around to the right of the pistoning pillars. Ground pound in the alcove opposite the scarecrow to find the moon.

28. Mysterious Flying Object

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Warp to Ringing-Bells Plateau and walk around to the church’s right. You’ll see a little UFO sparkling in the distance. Approach it, and it’ll fly away. Walk to where it was, enter first-person mode (click the right thumbstick), and look look at the UFO to collect your power moon.

29. Hidden on the Side of the Cliff

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Warp to Ever-After Hill and head northwest toward the cliff. Look down, and you’ll see this power moon floating in the air. Your job is to jump over the cliff (or the cliff just below it), intersecting with this power moon on your way down.

30. Jumping High as a Frog

Warp to Wedding Hall and head north, behind the church where you can take over a frog. Then hop all the way back to the center of the level, east of the Ringing-Bells Plateau warp flag. Hop onto a rectangular island floating just off the edge, and stand underneath the shadow of the power moon. Jump up (you may need to waggle your controller for the high jump) to get this power moon.

31. Moon Kingdom Timer Challenge 2

Warp to Ringing-Bells Plateau and head south over the bridge. Throw Cappy at the scarecrow on the far side of the bridge, and then cross the bridge again in the direction of the power moon. There’s no trick to this one. Just walk at your normal pace and jump when you can to reach the platform and your power moon.

32. Walking on the Moon: Again!

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North of the Odyssey, you’ll find the second of the moon’s walking in circles challenges. Because the path disappears so quickly, the trick to getting 90 or more points is memorizing where you need to go without the blue arrows. And that’s all about landmarks. You can see them in the image above, but in short:

  1. Cross at the bottom of the ridge. (The blue arrows will be there when you cross it, even if you walk slowly.)
  2. Cross the ridge again at the part where where it juts east after jutting west.
  3. Take a tight turn around the crater.
  4. Keep tapping your analog stick to make your way back to where you started.

33. Moon Kingdom Master Cup

This master cup doesn’t rely on shortcuts, unlike so many others. Instead, it relies on some of Mario’s special moves — but not even the most difficult ones. Here are our tips:

  1. Begin by rolling away from the starting line.
  2. Stop rolling at about the point where you pass the small pillar.
  3. Long jump whenever possible.
  4. Triple jump up to the final platform.
  5. Triple jump again on the final platform so that you can begin your wall jumping above the ground.
  6. Turn in midair as you exit the wall jumping part to head to the finish line.

Press play above to see our tips in action.

34. Taking Notes: In Low Gravity

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Look over the edge of the cliff west of the Odyssey, and you’ll see an 8-bit pipe. Enter, make your way to the wall to the left and, from the platform there, jump up to the right (above the top of the rock you can see). You’ll land on a platform with a treble clef. Walk over it, and then head left and then down and right, back the way you came, capturing all of the musical notes and your power moon. To save time, do what we did and capture the first batch of moons on the lower level as you’re falling from the high platform with the treble clef.

35. Center of the Galaxy and 36. Edge of the Galaxy

To the northeast of the Odyssey, up on top of a platform, enter what looks like the gray top of a chimney. There are two power moons to collect in this Super Mario Galaxy-inspired stage.

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  • 35. Center of the Galaxy: Make your way through the stage heading north and the south, jumping from planet to planet and getting sucked into their gravity. This power moon is waiting for you in the middle of the second (northern) section.
  • 36. Edge of the Galaxy: From the ledge where you’d drop down to get moon 35, run left and jump up to the hidden planets above. Jump between them to get this power moon. (Check out the GIF in the gallery above to see the jump in action.)

37. Navigating Giant Swings and 38. A Swing on Top of a Swing

Warp to Ringing-Bells Plateau and head south across the bridge. Wall jump to the top of the highest wall along the southern path, and enter what looks like the gray top of a chimney. Inside, there are two power moons to collect.

  • 37. Navigating Giant Swings: Make your way to the end of the level, and this power moon is waiting for you. Just take your time, and note that, while there’s a lot of platforming involved, the golden rings aren’t just for decoration. They tell you where to jump. More good news: You only have to defeat the Astro-Lanceur enemies once each. They’ll be gone if you die and repeat the level. Press play above to see how we did it.
  • 38. A Swing on Top of a Swing: After making your way across the first two blue bridges, stop on the fourth pillar. (It’s the one just beyond the second Astro-Lanceur enemy.) As the blue bridge swings down from above, ground pound into a jump and land on top of it. When it stops vertically, ground pound into a jump again and float left to land on yet another blue bridge. From there, you can jump to a platform where this power moon awaits.
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FAQs

What happens when you get all 999 Power Moons? ›

So what do you get after reaching the 999 Power Moon limit? Well, pilot the Odyssey back to the Mushroom Kingdom and you'll see that Peach's Castle is now adorned with a giant top hat. Make your way up to the top of the hat and spinning Cappy will trigger a small cutscene of appreciation. Well done!

What happens if you get 500 Power Moons? ›

Once you've totted up 500 Power Moons and your ship is looking all sparkly, you'll get access to the Darker Side of the Moon. Like the Dark Side, this even Darker Side will task you with getting through a massive load of stuff on one life.

Do I need to collect all Power Moons? ›

If you reach 999 moons, you unlock a slightly harder version of the final boss, followed by a postcard at the end of the credits. Afaik, you can unlock this by simply buying moons for 100 coins each: you don't have to collect them all. There are around 836 moon to be found, so you will have to buy the rest anyway.

Can you get more than 999 moons? ›

Super Mario Odyssey has a lot of moons to collect. There are 830 to be exact (with the option to buy more up to 999), and this is what happens when you collect all the ones that can't be bought. If you don't feel like watching the video, however, here's the list: Your ship's sail turns gold.

What happens when you get 250 Power Moons? ›

The Dark Side is a hidden unlockable region in Super Mario Odyssey. A "Remote Region Even for the Moon" the Dark Side of the Moon can only be reached once you have collected 250 Power Moons after completing the Main Story. There is no town to find here, nor Crazy Cap Store or Purple Coins.

What happens if you 100% Mario Odyssey? ›

Hopefully what I asked makes sense. The only thing that 999 moons gets you is the top hat on Peach's castle (with the fireworks show you can activate with it). The golden balloon and new Bowser portrait appear if you collect everything. They are separate rewards.

What happens when you collect all moons Odyssey? ›

When you get 999 moons (by purchasing moons from the shops) a giant top hat appears on Peach's castle. There's a little pole that you can throw Cappy onto on the top of the hat, when you do, the camera zooms out and fireworks appear. Also if you get to level fifty in Luigi's Balloon World, his balloons turn gold.

Is there a secret world in Mario Odyssey? ›

Technically, you could say that there are three secret Kingdoms, but the first is hardly a secret: once you beat the game, you'll find Mario relaxing in the Mushroom Kingdom, a smaller throwback zone with some Power Moons to collect and a whole bunch of Toads just sort of chilling out.

What is the max moon in Odyssey? ›

How do you get to 999? As long as you have unlocked ALL the post-game content, you are supposed to buy 119 of them (make sure to unlock all the post-game stuff before or it's kinda cheating since you are just speeding up the process of collecting moons to unlock it. You do you though).

Is there a darkest side of the moon in Mario Odyssey? ›

The Darker Side is the final hidden area in the game, and while not necessarily one of the Kingdoms, it is a new location - also located on the Moon - that the Odyssey can transport you to. To unlock travel to the Darker Side of the Moon, you must have obtained 500 Power Moons after completing the main story.

What is the max Power Moons in Mario Odyssey? ›

What is the most power moons you can collect in Super Mario Odyssey? 999 moons. If you collect that much Cappy will inform you that there is a surprise waiting for you at the mushroom kingdom. Try to get them all.

How many Power Moons do you need to leave Bowser's Kingdom? ›

Bowser's Kingdom is the thirteenth Kingdom you can explore in game, and is one of the larger sized Kingdoms - where you take on a host of Bosses. 8 Power Moons are needed to leave this Kingdom.

How many Power Moons are in each kingdom? ›

There are 31 in Cap Kingdom, 40 in Cascade Kingdom, 89 in Sand Kingdom, 42 in Lake Kingdom, 76 in Wooded Kingdom, 9 in Cloud Kingdom, 35 in Lost Kingdom, 81 in Metro Kingdom, 55 in Snow Kingdom, 71 in Seaside Kingdom, 68 in Luncheon Kingdom, 10 in Ruined Kingdom, 62 in Bowsers Kingdom, 38 in Moon Kingdom, 24 in Dark ...

How to find more moons in Mario Odyssey? ›

There are dozens of power moons in almost every kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey. You can find some of them the moment you enter a kingdom. Others appear only after you've been beaten certain challenges. Yet more power moons only become available after you've beat the game's main story.

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